"Quarter of a Century"

Turning 25 wasn't so bad....

I had cupcakes the size of small rodents,

a huge bouquet of lilies and roses,

was taken off campus for lunch

(I ate so much I thought I might die)

and accidently felt up the waitress

(who quickly confirmed her breasts were fake.. NOT),

worked late,

ate a large deLite Papa Murphy's pizza (all. by. myself.)

and was in bed by 8pm.

GO ME! :)

In short, I work with some great people, who contantly remind me I'm not all that old :)

Thank you! :)